The humor was labored at best, seriously corny at worst. I can take bad humor with more grace than I can stomach psychic communication with one's pets, though. The best bit? If you are going on vacation, you should put your head up against your pet's head and think in sequence about each day you will be gone- being sure, of course, to have a window in the background of your visualization so the animal understands the sequence of days and nights. This will enable the animal to know beforehand the duration of your absence, and avoid any trauma. *snort*There was also bad information, such as the canard (presented as fact) that Valerian the herb is the source of Valium the benzodiazepine. One trembles to think that a prescribing veterinarian believes this sort of thing.